First Night of the Blogathonn

Yes I'm buzzed, there I said it. so maybe some of this stuf will make sensicle. We (as in my homies and I) went out to celebrate another eventful/fruitful year of his birth. We went to Houston's. There we were J with his dress sweater and collared shirt, W with his dress sweater and white v-neck, JW with her peacoat, me with my driver's cap and large logo lacoste shirt, and then jon lookin like a slob, wearing this stank-ass hoody.

Anyways, we are all outside chatting then, JW opens the door for all us men, and this older lady had the audacity to say something to us, "how come the lady is opening the door for you guys??" I said, "cuz it's the year 2010" and W added, "and chivalry is dead". Then thought to myself, why is this beezy all up in our biznaaazzzz, with her stank outfit. Please, I'm not gonna take manners advice from a lady who is in desperate need of stacey and clinton's (TLC's hit show: what not to wear) help. I mean she was wearing a stank-ass sweater in a nice restaurant, and when I say nice, I mean yelp gave this 3 money signs: $$$. Anyways, Stacey and Clinton say, "you need to go to NY for a makeover."

Dinner was delicious however, I will make a review on yelp later. Look for my review on Houston's.

After dinner had gone back to my friend E's place for some dranksss, I went for the Vodka....Vitali.....the worst vodka in the world. If gross had a flavor it would be Vitali. It literally comes in a plastic mouth wash bottle.....that would be a deterrent for anybody right? well not me...I do stupid things all the time and this is no exception. Regardless it got the job done. we went to lucky penny's and i had steak and eggs and we reminisce about how I called someone a bitch for backing into a parkin spot and then me doing the same thing literally 1 min later. after steak and eggs, someone mentioned pizza, and of course we went to get that as well.

Now here comes some juicy humor, we go back to my friend's and i start to nod off sitting forward in my seat, someone decides to kick my face and I wake up ready for a fight. I look at the bday boy and say to myself, "I can't hit him, it's his birthday, But I can't bitch out on this...." so I targeted jon and punched him in the shin as hard as i could.....

regret it? yes, yes I do, cuz now i can't make a fist, my hand is quite bruised.....bad decisions.....

I shall play call of duty now.....Also when I was lookin for a pic of what not to wear this little gem came up...thanks goodness for slutz: